A two-headed snapping turtle has been discovered at the Northeast Ark Turtle Farm, in Amagon, Arkansas, in a shipment of 30,000 of the reptiles shipped from China. A state biologist has said turtle mutations are rare, but are becoming more common. Workers at the farm have previously discovered a hatchling with one neck and two heads, but that died at birth.
#shmoneyDance I woke up like this
These guys were running around in these body pillow covers Saturday night and were undulating like fucking Silent Hill monsters.
Eventually they ran up to us and did their thing, which was equally hilarious and terrifying. Aubrey lost his balance and fell to the ground while laughscreaming and they swarmed him.
Laying on his back and screaming in either fear or laughter, he was surrounded by wiggling waifus yelling ‘DAIJOBOU DAIJOBOU DAIJOBOU’
A braver man went to go ‘dance’ with them, but didn’t last long before panic rose and he made a run for it. The human mind can only take so much torture.
They actually made our night.